[002] Video

[redhotmama]

Hey everyone! I have an announcement to make--

[Since Kushina's still pretty new to the whole journal concept, there's a brief moment that everyone is going to see her smiling, enthusiastic brilliance. Then--]

Oh crap, I forgot something!

[There's a small jumping of the video when she rushes to correct her mistake and filters the post away from Naruto]

Okay that's better. [She's looking pretty embarrassed by her display. Oops.] Tomorrow is Naruto's birthday, and I want all my son's friends to come to the birthday party being thrown in his honor. A picnic up by the cherry tree is okay, right?

[Kushina knows it's pretty short notice to inform people only the day before, but she's been working really hard on his gift. Though, bwahaha. She's suddenly looking pretty devious as she leans in closer all conspirator-like.]

I don't think he knows about it yet, so if someone could do me the big favor of making sure he gets there without knowing what's going on, I'll be in your debt.

Comments

video;

[breezing]

[ Naruto --> ninja --> "my son" --> this must be a ninja mom! How Cool!

Should probably verify, though. ]

You're a ninja? From Konoha?

[redhotmama]

Not one of the better ones, but yeah! Does it show that much?

[Though wow Ikki, you are smart.]

[breezing]

You said "Naruto", an' that's one of the twelve names I know! ...Well, I know thirteen, now. Fourteen? He wears orange and wants to be Hokage, right?

[ she has a semi-vested interest in ninja okay. Her favourite prospective babysitter happens to be one. ]

[redhotmama]

My, you sure know a lot of us. [She gives a soft, amused little laugh.] You got him right, though.

[breezing]

I've only spoken to a few of those names, though!

How old will Naruto be turning?

[Video]

[niceguypose]

I have been informing as many friends and acquaintances of Naruto-kun as I can find, Kushina-san! I shall do anything I can to ensure this is his greatest birthday yet. I believe a cherry tree picnic is an ideal and beautiful idea, one which ideally complements the springtime of youth which Naruto-kun is currently bathing in the waters of! Also, I would gladly volunteer myself for the task of being Naruto-kun's trusted escort!

[redhotmama]

[Aah, Lee. You are so intense and adorable. It makes Kushina smile~ Still though, as great as he's been she would rather someone... a little more low key.]

Ah, Lee-kun I think I would need your help more at the picnic area. Would that be alright?

[niceguypose]

This would be most perfectly acceptable. I will accept all tasks I can and perform them to the most absolute perfection!

[Voice]

[endgames]

[Shikamaru is hot off the heels of some discovery in the tunnels when he comes back to see this post, but still. It makes him grin.]

Sounds simple enough.

[redhotmama]

Does that mean you'll come then?

[endgames]

Lady, it's Naruto. If I didn't feel like an ass for missing it on my own, he'd remind me somehow.

filter || 1/2

[weaponry]

I can probably try directing him to the picnic, if you'd like. I have a good idea on how to get him to follow me. [ God bless that freaking cat and ramen. ]

You can count on me for being th-

2/3 || I LIED || these keywords are oddly fitting in some weird way

[weaponry]

Did you just say you were Naruto's mom?! [ Naruto has a mom?! Wha...?? ]

3/3 || new tactless points tbh.

[weaponry]

But isn't Naruto, like, an orphan?

haha

[redhotmama]

[Kushina's pretty torn over whether to laugh or sigh. Well, and wonder what some kids were taught.

She'll go for Slightly Embarrassed for $100, Alex.]

Does that mean Naruto couldn't have had a loving mother before he was orphaned?

[weaponry]

Yeah, but, I thought his parents died when he was super yo-[ Waiiiiit. She could have been brought to the village from before her death, or after her death. Dead people can show up here. ]

Wow. The Malnosso really do reach far when it comes to these things. [ She's sort of impressed. ]

[redhotmama]

I guess they do. Not complainin' though! I get to talk to friends and family, and meet so many lovely people thanks to them bringing me here.

[Buuut there's one thing they should probably do right?]

Hate to assume anything, but you're from the village huh?

[weaponry]

Yeah. There's always a plus when those that have fallen arrive here. It's happened a couple of times before, actually. [ Asuma-sensei, Jiraiya-sensei, less happily, the Akatsuki. ]

Yep! Konoha raised and proud. [ It's why she's wearing the headband still! ]

[video]

[not_a_troll]

[Well, Loki knows no one called Naruto, but he does like picnic events.]

I know its most rude to invite oneself to a stranger's day of birth so I will refrain from that. But Midgardian picnics are particulary fun.

They involve checkered blankets and strawmade baskets, yes? One must make sure to use paper plates and plastic cups otherwise the basket will become unnecessary heavy.

And sandwiches. An impressive variety of sandwiches.

[A silence.]

Of course, my lips stay sealed if I would ever encounter a Naruto.

I think he will be very pleased with such a gift.

[Voice]

[generalflirt]

Hooo-cha, mama! You're sounding pretty good, and looking pretty good for you age, ma'am!

[He's being irreverent.

Possibly on purpose]

[redhotmama]

[Wow rude, Masaomi. "For your age?"]

...I'm still in my 20's.

[generalflirt]

...Wow. You were an active toddler.

[............................He was surprised, okay]

[redhotmama]

[That hole. It's getting deeper~]

Y'should probably stop talking before I have to kick your ass!

[generalflirt]

Oh man, oh man! I'm going to get my ass kicked by Naruto-kun's mom?! I might even need to compose a poem for you!