[Well, Loki knows no one called Naruto, but he does like picnic events.]

I know its most rude to invite oneself to a stranger's day of birth so I will refrain from that. But Midgardian picnics are particulary fun.

They involve checkered blankets and strawmade baskets, yes? One must make sure to use paper plates and plastic cups otherwise the basket will become unnecessary heavy.

And sandwiches. An impressive variety of sandwiches.

[A silence.]

Of course, my lips stay sealed if I would ever encounter a Naruto.

I think he will be very pleased with such a gift.